I was talking to Jaspreet about battered women shelters, since she wanted to volunteer in one, and as I was looking for local shelters, I came up with the following results on Yahoo! Maps:
1) Battered Women's Alliance
2) Next Door
3) Ho Mei Do Chinese Restaurant
Amy: i type in battered women to appear on the maps
Amy: and i get "ho mei do chinese restaurant"???
Jas: the fuck??
Jas: hahahahahhahahahahahahaha
Jas: that's crazy!
Amy: them chinese know how to multitask, eh
Jas: hahaha
Jas: sure do!
Amy: maybe they make the battered women cook chinese food
Amy: i know there's gotta be some human rights issue in there somewhere....
Jas: hahahahaha
Jas: oh my god
Jas: that's hilarious
Jas: hahahahahha
Jas: oh no
Jas: you don't think they "serve" the battered women, do you?
Jas: hahahahhahaha
Jas: gross
Amy: hahaha
Amy: haha
Amy: i was thinking about that tooo
Amy: but would the chinese eat women too???
Jas: you know what they say about chinese people...they'll eat anything and everything...except for salty stuff, of course
Jas:
Amy: hahahahahahahahahaha
Amy: so fucking true
Jas: hahahhahahahahhahaha
Jas: funny
Amy: hahaha ah, shit we're going to hell
Amy: maybe you volunteering will make god happier tho
Amy: send me a postcard when you're up in heaven and i'm in hell
Amy: i hope satan doesn't fucking read other people's mail
Amy: but i think satan would be a prick like that
Jas: you just said "fucking"
Jas: hahahahahahaha
Jas: and i wasn't even provoking you
Jas: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jas: not so good now, are you?
Amy: actually i added fucking for comedic effect
Jas: the point is, you TYPED it
Jas: doesn't matter what effect you were trying to have
Amy: haha ok fine
Jas: THAT'S RIGHT!
Jas: hahahhhaa
Amy: i guess you were not meant to be a writer
Jas: you know you can't change, Amy
Amy: if you don't care for the effect of words
Jas: stop trying!
Jas: whatever
Jas: i know im' not meant to be a writer
Jas: my vocabulary is so poor
Jas: and i lack imagination
Jas: hahahahahaha
Amy: it's poor because you don't try for variety
Amy: you've got to try
Amy: for instance, make it a point to use "gonorrhea" one day
Amy: then use another word of the day like rambunctious
Amy: or supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Amy: my bad....."supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
Jas: christ!
Jas: is that even a word??
No wonder Yahoo! Maps is calling it Beta...
By the way, if you would like to volunteer at a battered women shelter, which I highly suggest you do, try the following:
Battered Women's Alliance
(408) 292-0691
1605 Old Almaden Rd
San Jose, CA 95125
Maitri (Primarily helps South Asian Women) [www.maitri.org]
234 East Gish Road
Suite #200
San Jose, CA 95112